Places crankyavocado Wants to Go

Pyramid home to an obscure religious group that practices modern mummification.

Largest collection of mounted dinosaur specimens in the world.

The extensive collection of an amateur naturalist.

Dig for your own trilobites in this goldmine of invertebrates.

A ghost town that held steady longer than most, but finally gave up the ghost.

An absolutely beautiful 200-foot stained glass installation traces the evolution of knowledge.

In the heart of Brigham Young's promised land sits a festering plot of industrial ruin that has been claimed by society's outcasts.

A Mars simulation in the southern Utah desert.

This lava formation earned its whimsical name from the log-like formation of it stones.

The remains of this early 20th century refinery loom on a mountainside like a graffiti-covered fortress.

A small flooded ghost town with a few scattered structures remaining.

Here, at the “world’s longest art gallery,” you’ll find forty miles of ancient petroglyphs and pictographs.

A sculpture of a salmon swimming through a brick building.

This stoic, if derpy, giant stands as a monument to Oregon's statehood and the novelty culture of yesteryear.

Delightful disarray of found objects and clutter.

A beautiful 62-acre Catholic shrine and botanical garden.

Featuring a casually threatening atmosphere along with dessert and coffee to die for.

The magic's in the hole!

A heavenly experience, right here on Terra Firma.

An emporium for the weird, creepy, rare, and just plain gross.

No two pieces are exactly the same at Portland's hippo-themed hardware store.

The seamy, underground secrets of Portland's criminal past.

These old stone ruins in the Oregon wilderness were once bathrooms and are steeped in legends of murder.

Beyond being incredibly fun, not much can be said about the Hole with certitude.