Places Dapper Dan 9 Wants to Go

The neighborhood church casts a breast-shaped shadow that locals have come to call the “two o’clock titty.”

This contorting sculpture is the tallest in San Francisco.

This antique shop specializes in the history of print and design.

A still functioning vaudeville carousel that has operated for over a century boasts a colorful menagerie and past.

Art from the latest counter-culture; kids who dye their hair blue and believe the future will be a post-apocalyptic water world.

This Alamo Square mansion is rumored to have hosted satanic rituals and other occult practices.

Once the site of speeding horses, now home to picnickers and public concerts.

Approximately 250,000 people left homeless by the great earthquake and fires found shelter in Golden Gate Park.

Under the shadow of its towering parent tree, a rare specimen of sequoia produces ghostly white leaves.

Thirteen trees representing the original thirteen colonies were planted with soil from historic Revolutionary battlefields.

San Franciscans leave gifts and messages for the magical beings that live behind the tiny, mysterious door installed on a tree in Golden Gate Park.

A hidden subterranean installation offers a view of the sky.

Art in the form of a winding, man made crack in stone.

A masterpiece in Golden Gate Park by virtue of the artist’s debt.

San Francisco's first World's Fair, dedicated to the wonders of California.

A garden oasis filled with flowers mentioned in the works of William Shakespeare.

The stones that traveled from Spain to eventually become a holy place for San Francisco's nature worshippers.

The legendary statue-hating superintendent of Golden Gate Park is honored with... a statue.

A favorite haunt of dinosaur loving children and hallucinogen loving hippies alike.

The best place in the park to test out your throwing arm.

San Francisco’s century-old Christmas Tree.

A famous alternative culture epicenter and where Joplin serenaded young hippies.

This one-block alleyway is stuffed with street art that is colorful, cultural, and intensely political.

Since 1973, this block has been home to the most concentrated collection of murals in San Francisco.