Places jonnnyhowes Wants to Go

The rocks in this arid basin leave trails of movement behind them.

All that's left of the quintessential "cabin in the woods."

A modernist landscape of water and sci-fi concrete.

A much more welcome kind of snowbird vacationer, manatees camp out in these springs every winter.

A Pythagorean funhouse that tries, successfully, to prove that math is the coolest thing ever.

Ninety feet off the valley floor is an ancient dwelling put under protection of the U.S. government by Teddy Roosevelt.

An emporium for the weird, creepy, rare, and just plain gross.

Where America’s first doomsday cult awaited the end of the world.

The only rotating bar in New Orleans has been slowly spinning since 1949.

Home of an evil witch famous within southern folklore.

A technicolor place of worship for Elevationists.

A gaudy painted elephant stands in memory of south Florida's fallen carnies.

The behemoth beasts engaged in an epic battle is the second-tallest statue in the contiguous United States.

This Ocean Drive crosswalk has been paved in rainbow colors to honor the LGBTQ+ community and the man who brought pastel to Miami Beach.

Visit a family-run restaurant that has been serving the epitome of soul food for more than seven decades.

East Nashville's oldest dive bar will bring you back to life with animal-style bar fare.

An ancient glacial pothole waterfall in the heart of the Green Mountains.

A gorilla holding a VW Beetle isn't what you'd expect in rural Vermont.

An obelisk marks the farmhouse where the founder of Mormonism was born.

A cable-suspension footbridge that hangs high above the Mill River.

The world’s largest underground marble quarry is hiding in Vermont.

Banksy gives themself artistic license with this piece of London street art.

London's creepiest cemetery was once the site of dueling magicians and mobs of stake-carrying vampire hunters.

The sculpture of the deceased cockatoo flops atop its personal plinth.