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"I did this all while you were watching TV."

The old Route 66 town straddling Texas and New Mexico died along with the Main Street of America.

Despite time, colonization, and the brutal New Mexican heat, these Pueblo ruins still stand.

Giant origami sculptures tucked into desert scenery beckon passers-by to explore further.

These aggressively sustainable art homes look like something out of 1970's science fiction.

An immersive environment that is part haunted house, part choose-your-own-adventure, and part jungle gym.

If drivers cross the rumble strip on this stretch of Route 66 at just the right speed it plays "America the Beautiful."

The land is full of geologic eye candy, such as otherworldly spires, mushroom-shaped hoodoos, and prehistoric fossils.

Seemingly grown on some other world, these New Mexico rock formations look like a disused science fiction set.

This great stone guardian of the forest is a relic from the land's volatile volcanic past.

A tiny art gallery in Sunnyside helps keep Portland weird.

No two pieces are exactly the same at Portland's hippo-themed hardware store.

This abandoned boat sits on a nude beach, is shaped like a UFO, and is covered in graffiti.

A sculpture of a salmon swimming through a brick building.

Is this the most Portland place ever?

Two massive rock outcroppings on the Oregon coastline.

Bridges, terraces, and replicas of historic structures all built of rock and petrified wood by one man.

Portlandia is the second-largest copper repoussé statue in the United States.

Formerly secret, precariously perched boulders.

Statues of Ramona Quimby, Henry Huggins, and Ribsy the dog in the park where their adventures "really happened."

This stoic, if derpy, giant stands as a monument to Oregon's statehood and the novelty culture of yesteryear.

Massive crater in central Oregon.

A collection of colorful dinosaurs hidden in an actual rainforest.

Despite a legend that says this highest peak in Oregon was climbed in high heels, scores of people have died on its slopes.