Places loxleyswench Wants to Go

The legendary cliffside castle of three-time Voivode of Wallachia, Vlad the Impaler.

This solitary monastery may hold the remains of Vlad the Impaler (but probably not).

A countryside Romanian cemetery filled with colorful crosses bearing lyrical, ironic, or satirical rhymes.

This fairy-tale castle would make Dracula (who is said to have been imprisoned there) jealous.

A vast necropolis where you'll find the elaborate mausoleums of Argentinian tango stars.

Buenos Aires' city of the dead contains some very famous remains, including Eva Perón.

A Victorian cemetery in the heart of Brooklyn remains a popular mecca of morbid curiosity.

This demon atop the Notre-Dame de Paris looks utterly bored.

The oldest and smallest cemetery in Paris is only open to the public twice a year.

Museum on French naval history, with magnificent figureheads, a historic diving suit, and a boat used by Napoleon.

This life-size replica of the Statue of Liberty's flame is also a tribute to Princess Diana by default.

In the best of all possible worlds, everyone will get a chance to see this statue in which Voltaire's heart is interred.

Statue of death tucked in the University of Medicine courtyard.

This Parisian café sticks almost exclusively to an ethos of reuse.

A Parisian cemetery where the elite and artistic are interred beneath an eccentric collection of tombs.

Walk upon the mementos of the dead in this Parisian courtyard paved with medieval tombstones.

A scandalous Art Nouveau collaboration that set Paris all atwitter at the turn of the 20th century.

A counter-culture bookstore like no other hides in plain sight in the streets of Paris.

High atop the Eiffel Tower is a small apartment built exclusively to entertain the science elite and make the rest of Paris jealous.

This iconic Parisian bookstore doubles as the "Tumbleweed Hotel" for traveling writers.

The macabre collection of Jacques Sirgent, an expert scholar on the undead and all of their trappings.

The vast, legendary catacombs hold secrets much stranger than stacked bones.

A museum of alchemy and a basement laboratory all housed in an ancient building in a Gothic tower.

A church of bones, decorated with 40,000 human skeletons.