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Like Stonehenge, but with boats and oodles more charm.

An unexpected but incredible collection of wildlife dioramas spanning rainforests, swamps, forests, and plains.

The oldest bar in Missouri is hidden within a limestone brewery cellar more than 50 feet underground.

A subterranean haunt where wine and homemade biscottis are always on the menu.

The red brick house where the father of rock 'n' roll wrote some of his classic hits.

What was once a presidential estate is now an exotic menagerie and home to the Budweiser Clydesdales.

The maximum security facility was once thought to have "the bloodiest 47 acres in America."

A geological oddity formed by two rivers carving out a mass of limestone on both sides.

Giant granite rocks standing end-to-end like a train of circus elephants.

Erosion and time have created a naturally-formed water park.

If there's another drive-through golf-cart bar in a bat-filled cave on top of a mountain, we don't know about it.

Curious cave that stays a cool 56 degrees all year long.

This mosaic-covered bar is brimming with curated curios.

A creepy sculpture of a decapitated head invites viewers to see St. Louis through its empty eyes.

On the outskirts of a reborn ghost town, a decaying post office remembers the bad old days.

This golf ball–shaped former desert real estate office now houses a UFO museum.

America's only nuclear missile silo open to the public.

This 12-foot-tall T-rex is the largest K’Nex skeleton sculpture in the world.

This historic chapel was rebuilt after lighting caused the original structure to catch fire.

This 19th-century hotel and spa hosted famous guests like like the Vanderbilt family, William Waldorf Astor, Helen Keller, and Jay Gould.

In 1863, a woman buried her hard-drinking husband beneath his beloved booze.

The permanent home of a 1960s traveling museum of tiny historical dioramas.

A natural history museum with an extensive collection of bird dioramas.

That bass was as bad a fish as any angler ever knew.