Places Saint Roughneck Wants to Go

The medieval "Bearded Man" relief still serves as a clever flood warning marker.

Bullet holes in the church wall are a reminder of the violence that followed the assassination of a high-ranking Nazi officer.

Steadily reminding Czechia of its past.

A saintly relic hidden in a Prague church basement.

The tunnel's elegant proportions keep you snug with no claustrophobia freak-out.

The risqué mixed-media sculptures are supposedly a metaphor for Czech politics.

A steampunk-styled three-floor factory churning out art, activism, and electronic beats.

A Jenga-style cylindrical tower of books that appears to go on forever.

The history of occult science is turned into a creepshow at this lurid Prague tourist attraction.

A preposterously luxurious hotel with gold-plated iPads, Rolls Royce chauffeurs, and a staff that trains by watching "Downton Abbey."

The world's largest frame offers spectacular views of the city's past and present.

This artificial cave looks like something out of a fairytale.

Buried five stories underground, this Soviet bunker is packed with gas masks and Cold War paraphernalia.

Walk through Czech history in Prague's largest graveyard.

This spooky statue sits outside a famous Prague theater.

Countless grotesque faces stare out from this eerie Prague art wall.

This small town in Germany was once a center of peppermint production, and has the museum to prove it.

A small but immensely extravagant palace built by the "Night King."

A beautiful gorge filled with streams and waterfalls.

Walk inside a half mile long crevice right outside the town of Garmisch Partenkirchen.

This massive statue is the personification of Bavaria and the first colossal statue of the modern period composed of bronze.

German-style coffee and cake, just like Oma used to make it.

These bronze pamphlets remember a remarkable group of Germans who fearlessly opposed the Nazis in the very center of their power.

A stairway to heaven, or to nowhere at all.