Places TimScruffy1993 Wants to Go

Experience a charming 1930s version of "infotainment."

This 4,000-foot-diameter hole is touted as "the most well known, best preserved meteorite crater on Earth."

A picture-perfect town, perfect for blowing up.

If you want to take a peek at Area 51, this is legally as close as you're going to get.

A massive hydrovolcanic explosion left a half-mile wide crater in Death Valley.

"Only the devil could play golf here."

Quite simply the largest tree in the world (by volume).

This hidden fire lookout offers spectacular views of Sequoia National Park.

The first life claimed by this record-breaking peak wasn't lost to exposure or a fall, but rather lightning.

Oh, just a motel on the edge of the desert decorated with thousands of clowns conveniently located next to an abandoned graveyard.

A reproduction of earth's many biomes.

This mountain tram provides stunning views while hanging from a single, steel thread.

The second-largest cave chamber in the world was discovered in 1898 by a 16-year-old and a friend known as "Pothead."

The crumbling ruins of this southern American fort have survived storms, war, and cults.

The crumbling remains of a 19th century fortess.

A winding, cliffside stretch of road overlooking the Delaware River.

Once a lonely sentinel on the edge of the Great Plains, this rebuilt trading fort offers a glimpse of life on the Santa Fe Trail.

A hidden gem of a saloon in the middle of a ghost town.

One of the most remote spots in America and the first protected wilderness area in Nevada, named after an old legend.

"Polynesia on the Plains."

America's smallest town is run by its single citizen/mayor/librarian/bartender.

This Yellowstone geyser may not shoot as high as the nearby Old Faithful, but it erupts for considerably longer.

The largest hot spring in the United States is, as the name suggests, a stunning show of natural color.

The bullet-riddled wall from the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, bloodstains enhanced for your viewing pleasure.