Places twitchymcbee Wants to Go

There's nothing creepier than a cemetery next to a clown motel.

A museum dedicated to the dead and the tools used to usher them into the afterlife.

The right to a full beard is honored by the grave of a man who was attacked and jailed due to his facial hair.

An 80-year-old house built out of newspapers.

The only structure left with direct ties to the Salem witchcraft trials of 1692.

Steam engines and conveyor belts are remnants of a genius system left in the middle of the Maine woods.

Where hikers on the Tecumseh Trail can exchange a dirty sock for a free geode.

A large collection of motorbikes with some impressive gems.

The first spinning jail built in the United States is the only one that still turns.

Take a break from all the boring business of death at this funeral home mini-golf course.

Buy a token from the liquor store and you can make this beast spew flames on command.

A strange and haunting monument of unknown origin in the historic Graceland Cemetery.

An enormous park-like oasis, full of famous Chicagoans’ graves.

This morbid, delightful curiosity shop offers everything from animal bones to human teeth.

See just what life was like in a 19th-century prospecting town.

More than a century after her death, Little Gracie Watson remains one of Savannah's most often-visited residents.

Hidden amid the old-world charm of Savannah is a museum dedicated to the world of oddities and criminal history.

Above Breckenridge, a destructive mining technique sits sunken in a small pond.

A seven-story 1920s mausoleum outside Denver houses thousands of remains.

A motel dedicated to Southwestern nostalgia.

Everyone and everything one man ever loved and lost, now stare into the East for all eternity.

Natural rock water slides hidden in the remote forests of northern Idaho.

The final resting place of American icon Buffalo Bill, and a museum that aids in telling his tale.

An Arizona museum with a collection of pharmaceutical oddities, including a jar of a gangster's chewed gum.