Places azzatron Wants to Go

Established in the '60s, a family-owned tropical drink bar founded by Ray Buhen, bartender to the stars.

Hidden beneath the streets of London is a secret subway that only carried mail.

The land is full of geologic eye candy, such as otherworldly spires, mushroom-shaped hoodoos, and prehistoric fossils.

This astonishingly geometric cave has inspired everyone from Jules Verne to Pink Floyd.

The very first subway station in New York City is beautiful, decked out in chandeliers, and ... abandoned?

With the touch of a button, you can read a randomly selected short story.

The best Tiki bar in Las Vegas.

Originally built as a promotional giveaway, this suburban house was designed to be an IRL version of the Simpson home.

These banned cigarette vending machines now sell little pieces of pocket-sized art.

The industrial monstrosity known as Bagger 258 is a colossal mining machine built in the DDR - but now left for dead in a German field.

This "floating railway" is one of the world's oldest monorail systems.

Giant WWII fortresses that fired 8,000 rounds a minute, now home to thousands of pigeons.

Dine amidst exotic plants at this former royal greenhouse.

This hulking behemoth is actually five interconnected towers built in the 1960s.

Once the path of a railway tunnel, now home to thousands of glowing insects.

Australian Lake set aglow by Noctiluca Scintillans.

An abandoned railroad tunnel is now filled with bioluminescent bugs.

An Australian lake whose pink hue defies scientific explanation.

Crammed inside this grounded passenger plane is a bar that was once a Communist hang out and is now a ratty relic.

A spiral staircase twists to the top of this unusual Czech lookout tower.

The hidden lair of an alchemist rediscovered in a 2002 flood.

The abandoned Japanese amusement park once loomed as a dystopian Disneyland.

These unconventional "tub boats" let locals row around the island's turbulent coast.

A train ride to the middle of nowhere gives its passengers some of the most iconic views of Japan's seasons.