Places jeffro66 Wants to Go

This massive statue is the personification of Bavaria and the first colossal statue of the modern period composed of bronze.

A spitting ode to a German serial killer.

This natural "sea of stones" was once used by the Romans as a quarry.

The final resting place of the famed German pilot, the "Red Baron."

The natural mummy of the less than chivalrous Knight Kahlbutz.

A stonemason's hilarious revenge came in the form of this peculiarly positioned gargoyle.

The site where a plot to assassinate Hitler was planned—and its conspirators were executed—is now a powerful memorial to the German resistance during World War II.

The only remaining U-boat that is still floating never actually saw any action in World War II.

This platform is now a memorial dedicated to those who were deported during the Holocaust.

The telescope that discovered Neptune.

This German fountain of a legendary apple wine-loving drink thief will spit on you.

The bells remain in a shattered heap exactly as they fell when the church was bombed in World War II.

This fountain of a little boy that spits on passersby at erratic intervals is a town icon.

Fantastic views and thousands of love locks.

The castle where Martin Luther secretly translated the New Testament from Greek to German while in hiding.

An officers prison camp believed to be impregnable by the Germans saw over 30 successful escapes.

A giant snail sculpture looking longingly at the German traffic museum.

Every half hour the eye-rolling clock face sticks out its tongue to mock the good citizens of Koblenz.

The real life town from the Pied Piper of Hamelin has a mechanical puppet show that retells the famous story many times a day.

This bakery and museum offers tours of the tastes and mythology of Aachen's signature spice biscuit—just don't ask for the recipe.

From Ancient Rome to WWII, Neupfarrplatz has over 2,000 years of history underneath its main square.

In this brilliant blue spring in Germany, legend has it that a sad mermaid learned to finally laugh.

The resting place of 18th century German mummies.

An imperial church bombed to ruins during WWII now stands as a jagged memorial.