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This funky outdoor gallery in Florida is filled with whimsical recycled art installations.

It's a pretty creepy lock-up.

Possibly the world's oldest rug, this Egyptian relic is woven entirely from ancient cat hair and once carried a mummified human foot.

The so-called "world's shortest river" is actually a window into a cave.

The haunting remains of a failed housing development can still be found behind the big box stores that were to anchor them.

Where serial killer Aileen Wuornos drank her last beer.

Visitors flock to see this church tower's unintended feature: It happens to resemble a giant chicken from multiple points of view.

A luxuriant botanical garden below sea level.

Former utopian colony based on the belief that the universe exists in a hollow sphere.

The snowbirds here are circus sideshow performers.

North Central Florida's largest flea market and a weekend roadtripper's dream.

Human skulls and a stuffed goat made into a rocking chair can be found at this strange little store.

This home is decked out like a psychedelic explosion of colors and bowling balls.

These remote Florida islands have a history of sea turtles and sunken treasures, and one of the world’s largest coastal brick fortresses.

Military and first responders can test their skills in a Foggy Bottom mock station down in Georgia.

An impressive collection is dedicated to the legendary beast.

The statues commemorate the legendary mass killing of escaped circus monkeys.

HFH's slum simulation is either a noble recreation of poverty or a cringeworthy attempt at same.

Beneath the surface, something slithers. And if you find it, prepare to be slimed and glowing.

Tour the sci-fi-esque reality of governmental disease management.

A mysterious monument meant to be a guide into "an Age of Reason" was destroyed after an apparent bombing.

An old train trestle re-imagined as an Egyptian obelisk.

Visitors come from all over to bring gifts and tokens to the grave of Alice, who is thought to have died of a broken heart.

Despite being burnt down multiple times, the ruins of this South Carolina church are still standing.