Places Lukeslytalker Wants to Go

There's nothing creepier than a cemetery next to a clown motel.

Oh, just a motel on the edge of the desert decorated with thousands of clowns conveniently located next to an abandoned graveyard.

Though its branches are painted bright colors by generations of locals, the tree is said to be a haunted portal to hell.

An angular maze of concrete in Grand Rapids acts both as public art and as a staircase for fish traveling upstream.

Dilapidated Mayan-themed ballroom was one of Detroit's most popular venues through the 40s.

This protected area in Lake Huron contains some of the world’s best-preserved shipwrecks.

Sleep snuggled in a sphere suspended atop the forest canopy of Vancouver Island.

A monument to the art of slicing people open.

The Beaux-Arts aquarium boasts a vast collection of saltwater and freshwater fish on an island in the Detroit River.

The only surviving prototype for Buckminster Fuller's house of the future.

An invitation-only museum of items natural and bizarre, arcane and exotic.

These subterranean storage areas hold emergency water reserves.

A collection of memorabilia from the Beat era in the back of a San Francisco bookstore.

Visible below the waves are memorials to the city's Gold Rush dead.

A favorite haunt of dinosaur loving children and hallucinogen loving hippies alike.

Its buzzing collection honors vibrator history.

A museum befitting the city responsible for supplying the majority of the world's LSD.

There is no trying to fall in love with this Star Wars fountain, you just do or do not.

This shop specializes in oddities and Victorian-inspired wonders.

A psychedelic labyrinth on the San Francisco bay.

In all of the 29 years it was in operation, no prisoners ever escaped successfully... or so they claim.

The bullet-riddled wall from the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, bloodstains enhanced for your viewing pleasure.

In the middle of an extremely unforgiving and desolate high desert is the most secret military facility in the world.

Mysterious meeting place for UFO hunters near Area 51.