Places Smurphinator Wants to Go

The World's First 24 Hour Coin-Operated Art Gallery!! Plastic, Styrofoam, and Elvis--If you can't get rid of it, you might as well worship it!!

In the remote high desert of New Mexico, a strange array of poles beckon fury from above.

The hike through a narrow river flanked by the 2,000-foot-tall walls of Zion Canyon is one of the best in the world.

Rippling sand dunes frozen in the Arizona rock.

Giant pinnacles in the sun-scorched lands of Southern Utah have been nicknamed "white ghosts."

This rugged area of red rocks and arches is often considered one of the most beautiful places on Earth.

Giant, natural amphitheaters made of delicate geological formations called "hoodoos."

One man has installed bathtubs into the Utah desert floor to harness the powers of a natural hot spring.

One of the world's oldest and most massive living organisms is a grove of quaking aspens.

Despite its name, this route in southern Utah offers a heavenly day trip.

Once a menacing challenge for trailblazers, this trail is now the most scenic drive in Utah.

A house carved into a rock in the 1940s.

Here, at the “world’s longest art gallery,” you’ll find forty miles of ancient petroglyphs and pictographs.

A proto micro-nation sometimes populated by artists, surrounded on all sides by a Utah most barren.

A sculpture for the sun and stars, created by Nancy Holt.

This geothermal hot spring hides beneath a slowly growing mineral dome.

Largest collection of mounted dinosaur specimens in the world.

The largest island on the great salt lake is home to curious creatures and strange stories.

Jurassic Park—A Still Life.

An earthwork sculpture built by Robert Smithson in the Great Salt Lake only reemerges during drought.

These black pillars of volcanic basalt seem to call mountain climbers with an unbreakable siren song.

A former gold rush boomtown has managed to stay in business for over 100 ramshackle years.

The oldest badlands in North America, Makoshika State Park takes it name from the Lakota words for broken land.

A scenic ravine with an astounding collection of rock art created by the Indigenous people of the Great Plains.