Places Smurphinator Wants to Go

This perfectly preserved Chinese medicine shop was untouched for decades before being reopened as a museum.

This tiny cluster of abandoned buildings looks like the future of the ghost town - today!

Get a taste of the Wild West and a glimpse into the gold rush in Goldfield's oldest continually-running business.

Graffiti, cars, and religion combine to create this jungle of scrap in the Nevada desert.

Nearly 300,000 acres of wildlife, natural splendor, and a hidden ghost town have been designated a national monument.

Preserving the remains of Native American cultures which otherwise would have been submerged behind Hoover Dam.

The drama of nature in full effect in this Nevada State Park.

This former Mormon settlement is reemerging from the receding waters of Lake Mead.

A series of labyrinths in the Nevada desert inspire meditation and calmness.

Brightly colored 30-foot-tall totems light up the desert sky just outside Las Vegas.

Dyed by iron oxide over centuries, these sandstone rocks rise thousands of feet into the sky.

This magnificent, quirky home sits atop a literal gold mine in the middle of the Nevada desert.

An eatery for UFO seekers on the Extraterrestrial Highway.

The farthest you can be in the contiguous U.S. from a McDonald's location.

This massive crater in the middle of nowhere was used to train astronauts for moon landings.

These huge stone ovens in the desert fueled the Nevada silver boom, and may have also been a hideout for outlaws.

A gothic palace of endless stalagmites and pseudoscorpions waits within one of the world's most beautiful caves.

This ancient village provides insight into the complexity of the pre-Columbian Fremont Culture.

This cave was hidden for thousands of years, storing the worldly goods of ancient Native Americans.

A unique solar-powered pottery studio and gallery in the desert.

This dry lake bed contains the oldest known petroglyphs in North America.

This Nevada lake holds its titular natural pyramid and, if the legends are true, a number of dangerous spirits.

One of the most remote spots in America and the first protected wilderness area in Nevada, named after an old legend.

Oh, just a motel on the edge of the desert decorated with thousands of clowns conveniently located next to an abandoned graveyard.