The greatest amusement park in the world is wall-to-wall farting dogs, puking rats, and cows with exposed breasts for the whole family.

Mounds, rune stones, and a 1,000-year-old church, left behind by Denmark's first two kings.

Nordic giants resurrected from the sea and restored to their former greatness.

This Danish castle is supposedly haunted by a woman too independent to not be a witch.

The original home of the Lego has a huge amusement park dedicated to the iconic plastic toy.

Tiring of digging out the door to this church for every service, it was eventually abandoned to the sands.

An abandoned lighthouse awaits its destiny: being buried under shifting sand.

Four alabaster giants contemplate the tides on the shore of Denmark.

Preserved "bog person" that is over 2,000 years old.

The oldest amusement park in the world has been providing a nice spot to have some fun since the 1500s.

Nearly 40 miles and 1,000 years of limestone mines under Denmark.

The northernmost point in Denmark is a turbulent sandbar created by two clashing seas.

Iron Age "bog person" preserved for over 2,300 years.

The old observatory in Copenhagen has a spiral corridor used as a racetrack.

Beneath Denmark's Højbro bridge, a bronze merman and his seven sons forever mourn for the mother and wife who left them for land.

Old Danish castle immortalized in Shakespeare's Hamlet.

A natural wonder in south Denmark.

Hans Christian Andersen for the postmodern world.

This colorful artistic feature atop a Danish art gallery allows visitors to stroll through a rainbow.

Danish tourist destination well known for open stalls where vendors sell marijuana on the street.

This sublime architectural marvel is a rare example of an expressionist church.

Pre-Nazi swastikas adorn the sculpted pachyderms flanking this brewhouse portal.

The de facto symbol of Copenhagen is this bronze fairytale which cannot seem to keep its head for very long.

Copenhagen's celebrated theme park and gardens.