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Originally built as a promotional giveaway, this suburban house was designed to be an IRL version of the Simpson home.

Burping, gurgling geothermal mud pots by the Salton Sea.

The ghostly remains of an accidental sea.

One of the oldest living oak trees in the Southeast.

This recently rediscovered Civil War-era submarine was the first to ever sink an enemy ship.

An abandoned castle owned and ignored by Masons carries a cursed history.

The most magnificent bottle house in a town strangely full of them.

Come for the speed, leave in love with the desert.

The world's largest squirrel statue clutches a pecan bigger than your head.

Known locally as "the giant head," this 14-foot LED sculpture has a photo booth in the neck where you can have a 3D picture taken and displayed.

An abandoned observatory in the middle of the Illinois prairie.

One of the oldest standing structures in Montgomery County, Maryland.

The oceanic dumping ground where spaceships go to die.

At the point of oceanic inaccessibility, you can't get farther from dry land without leaving the planet.

The U.S. Navy’s preposterously detailed mini battleship took 77,000 hours to complete.

One of the largest artillery pieces in the world sits in a Washington D.C. parking lot.

A historic cemetery filled with quirky faux wood art and unique tombstones.