Places Chelgoroth Wants to Go

This now-deactivated naval base defended the Florida coast for centuries.

Would you like a sleeper hold with that?

The giant squid's 27-foot-long corpse lies preserved within a Sarasota aquarium.

This kitsch eatery is chock-a-block with bric-a-brac.

Two men built this castle on the Florida coast as an artistic “landscape sculpture.”

The only Florida state park with publicly accessible caves.

Florida castle built with aluminum printing plates.

12,000 sq. ft. museum tracing erotic art from antiquity to modern times.

Arrr! The most authentic collection of pirate artifacts in the world... matey.

Gutted airplanes slowly decay in a Florida field.

The walls of America's oldest masonry fort famously "swallowed" cannonballs.

It's a pretty creepy lock-up.

This curio museum seems like the type of place you might find a mogwai or a monkey's paw.

A lion given to the prime minister somehow got stuffed and sent to Florida.

Home to a giant switchblade and one of the world's largest collections of pocket knives, this museum is a cut above the rest.

This spiny beast guards an artist's village while vying for the title of largest lobster in the world.

When this test site was abandoned, they didn't even bother to take the rocket with them.

Hundreds of skulls and bones at the largest skeleton museum in the country.

This museum remembers the tough Mormon trek across America through an intriguing array of artifacts.

Medical museum featuring a number of excellent medical models.

This abandoned Civil War fortress is slowly being swallowed by the waters of Lake Borgne.

A collection of oddities including Dr. Kevorkian's suicide device, the Thanatron.

The crumbling remains of a 19th century fortess.

Eat like pre-Columbian Native Americans in this New Mexico restaurant within the Indian Pueblo Cultural Center.