Places Ckorear512 Wants to Go

The world's largest Holstein cow.

"Gnome Chomsky" was once the largest gnome in the world, but is now simply tall for his kind.

The world's largest piece of copyrighted artwork.

A bigger-than-life pun that has become a beacon of altruism.

A super-sized promotional trick that is now a D.C. landmark.

Death comes to anyone who dares to touch this concrete column.

An upstate New York garage advertises its services by literally putting the automobile above all else.

One patriotic farmer's ode to the 9/11 tragedy remains even after the farm changed hands.

The titular fictional logger only inhabits this otherwise historically focussed museum via a piece of fiberglass kitsch.

This titanic steel chain linking two buildings was installed without permission but instantly beloved.

This boulder stays on its mountain thanks to a huge chain and on the map due to local legend.

A grandiose title could not save this mercantile community from obscurity.

An old-timey peepshow allows visitors to gawk at some of the world's most freakishly large footwear.

A quarter-scale locomotive wonderland built by one man and his family.

Miraculous tree that seems to sprout out of solid rock.

Sandstone rock formations that look like they belong on the cover of a progressive rock album.

In which a local geological marvel becomes a quaint roadside attraction.

Delicate Wurlitzers, creepy clowns, and The Noid all share space in this insane explosion of kitsch history.

This super-sized skillet is a replica of a usable giant pan where a woman once skated on bacon.

This massive solar system model is sprawled out across Maine's suburban wilderness.

The world's largest fire hydrant is supposedly tornado-proof.

This titanic java kettle is one of the many kitschy landmarks located along America's OTHER famous highway.

This dormant volcanic crater has been converted from a roiling pit of magma to a pleasant hiking spot.

This collection of Wild West movie memorabilia also claims to hold some secrets of the Lost Dutchman's mine.