Places zdficken Wants to Go

Make it an offering.

All aboard the world's longest miniature railway.

A forensic lab dedicated to fighting crimes against wildlife.

A plaque commemorates the spot in the Oregon woods where the first-ever Geocache was hidden.

The U.S. Navy's last diesel-electric submarine rests half-submerged in the middle of Portland.

According to legend, you must remain completely silent while passing this man-made mound or suffer the consequences.

This extinct shield volcano is the lightning rod of the Cascades.

The wooden airship was the largest flying boat ever built.

The largest wooden building in the world now houses a fascinating collection of aircraft.

Home to the only outdoor municipal elevator in the United States.

A tiny art gallery in Sunnyside helps keep Portland weird.

The oldest tofu shop in the United States is a firm favorite with locals.

Portland had a unique approach to Cold War-era protections.

There's something big lurking beneath the surface of this tiny Oregon park.

This little slice of the Netherlands in the Pacific Northwest blooms in a rainbow of color each spring.

This great stone guardian of the forest is a relic from the land's volatile volcanic past.

This graveyard is the eternal home of many brave pioneers who settled the Great Northwest.

No two pieces are exactly the same at Portland's hippo-themed hardware store.

The world's last remaining store of its kind.

Hundreds of handmade critters fill this tiny window gallery in the heart of Portland's Alberta Arts District.

A logging-themed roadside restaurant surrounded by museum-quality machinery and artifacts from the industry's heyday.

This old-fashioned roadhouse's quirky neon sign is as famous as its enormous dumplings.

A botanic garden full of trees twisted into fantastic shapes and positions.

Post office plaque commemorates local resistance to a cult invasion.