Places TheDoerle Wants to Go

A sarcastic monument threatens to curse any "idiot" who dares remove it.

When this test site was abandoned, they didn't even bother to take the rocket with them.

The world's largest collection of the world's largest objects is in one small Illinois town.

The 40-year-old machine serves soda quicker than you can catch it for a mere 75 cents a pop.

This abandoned Abraham Lincoln statue has also earned the honorary of "World's Ugliest."

In the loving memory of a tragically deceased role-player this Illinois park is decked out with both dungeons and dragons.

Modeled after the labyrinth in Chartres Cathedral, this small-town Indiana memorial labyrinth sits half a world away.

Complex aquaponics systems allow fish and plants to grow in harmony.

This family driveway also serves as the highest point in Illinois.

At this Denver landmark, the meals are compulsory, the sopapillas are complimentary, and the insanity is everywhere.

Pyramid home to an obscure religious group that practices modern mummification.

The world's largest dead polar bear, immortalized by taxidermy and Hunter S. Thompson.

The largest Star Wars collection in the world is its own galaxy of collectibles.

A lifetime's accumulation of bric-a-brac and kitsch.

This zombie-themed restaurant stands out in the heart of corn country.

For just a few bucks, this Iowa funicular will let you feel like an 1800s fat cat.

Giant six-pack could provide one person a six-pack a day for 3,351 years.

This former small town was destroyed not by the motor oil it sprayed the ground with but by the toxic waste that was added.

This lagomorph-obsessed Route 66 emporium is home to a giant jackrabbit that sits in a bunny graveyard.

While he no longer has an eatery to give him context, this off-brand Paul Bunyan still holds his giant hot dog with pride.

The Bucyrus-Erie model 1850B electric shovel, or "Big Brutus," the largest existing electric shovel in the world.

This former mining town was named the most toxic town in America.

An extravagant western hotel where every floor is the "ground floor."

This century-old roadside attraction is full of bizarre rock formations.