Places Drumma Wants to Go

The greatest amusement park in the world is wall-to-wall farting dogs, puking rats, and cows with exposed breasts for the whole family.

This Danish castle is supposedly haunted by a woman too independent to not be a witch.

The original home of the Lego has a huge amusement park dedicated to the iconic plastic toy.

This ultra-modern wooden boardwalk turns the ocean into a swimming pool.

Four alabaster giants contemplate the tides on the shore of Denmark.

Bored potato-guarding Nazis etched their thoughts onto a brick storage building in Copenhagen's Meatpacking District.

This Denmark theme park is part family attraction, part experimental archaeology project.

A little-known cafe in an old copper bridge tower with 360-degree views of the harbor.

A perfectly circular stronghold constructed in the 10th century is now a nucleus of Viking culture housing a museum, village, and reenactment of an epic Viking battle.

Preserved "bog person" that is over 2,000 years old.

Nearly 40 miles and 1,000 years of limestone mines under Denmark.

This Danish rock field is actually a sprawling ancient cemetery holding the bodies of 700 Vikings.

Iron Age "bog person" preserved for over 2,300 years.

The old observatory in Copenhagen has a spiral corridor used as a racetrack.

The largest bottled beer collection in the world holds over 22,000 unique beer bottles.

Beneath Denmark's Højbro bridge, a bronze merman and his seven sons forever mourn for the mother and wife who left them for land.

An enormous playhouse designed to look like 21 stacked Lego bricks, with another 25 million colorful Legos inside.

Old Danish castle immortalized in Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Opulence and fantasy collide in this royal chair which is supposedly made with unicorn horns.

This sublime architectural marvel is a rare example of an expressionist church.

Six beautiful wooden giants are hidden around Copenhagen.

Pre-Nazi swastikas adorn the sculpted pachyderms flanking this brewhouse portal.

Rusted structures stand like ghosts of Cyprus' 6,000-year-old copper industry.

This no man's land slicing through the island is strewn with abandoned relics of another time.