Places jooltman Wants to Go

Forever immortalized in concrete, this Simpsons etching was crafted by show creator Matt Groening.

This café is dedicated to serving coffee roasted by Native American-owned companies.

Inside a humble hangar is some of the best roller derby the world has to offer.

Statues of Ramona Quimby, Henry Huggins, and Ribsy the dog in the park where their adventures "really happened."

Tiny horses tethered to antique rings are scattered around the city.

This stoic, if derpy, giant stands as a monument to Oregon's statehood and the novelty culture of yesteryear.

Nestled between a college and a golf course, the garden is home to more than 2,500 rhododendrons.

Instead of fruit, the branches of this tree are brimming with hopes and dreams.

Not-so-fearsome tiny trolls live under this wooden train trestle in Portland.

The deepest lake in the United States, and once the site of epic destruction that lives on in legends.

The seamy, underground secrets of Portland's criminal past.

These old stone ruins in the Oregon wilderness were once bathrooms and are steeped in legends of murder.

This ancient Greek place of assembly and marketplace is being revealed layer by layer below the modern Athens cityscape.

The railway carts travelers to central Athens's highest peak, which offers stunning vistas of the city.

No two pieces are exactly the same at Portland's hippo-themed hardware store.

Definitely not a clown bar.

Get your cosplay on at Milwaukie’s only Medieval fantasy-themed mead hall.

Chef Lawrence West serves up Indian tacos, wojapi, and other Lakota dishes at the brick-and-mortar incarnation of his popular food truck.

The dishes at this restaurant by The Sioux Chef celebrate indigenous heritage.

An eatery within the Minneapolis American Indian Center writes colonial ingredients out of the story of Native American cuisine.

The head of a legendary creature allegedly killed during colonial times is now on display at a local restaurant.

Try a classic Necco candy bar being resurrected in a small suburban shop.

Visit a sweet shop selling one of the first candies ever made and sold in America.

This small shop walked so America could run on Dunkin'.