Places Noble Keyser Wants to Go

The farthest you can be in the contiguous U.S. from a McDonald's location.

One man's quest to save his town with a trail of record-breaking sculptures.

The world's tallest turtle riding the world's largest snowmobile.

A rim-made reptile in North Dakota.

A true roadside icon standing on the same plains that the herds once roamed.

A monument to the center of the North American continent may be off by a few miles.

This bright yellow building is packed with sweet treats from all around the world, from chocolate-covered crickets to whoopie pies.

Equal parts record-breaking temple to consumerism and bizarre fun park, it's more than you think it is...

Ever wanted to can Spam?

For 150 years one family has been producing the iconic hot sauce on a bayou island made of salt.

The legend of a local monster still haunts this small town.

A hillbilly theme park that proved so unpopular the land wouldn't even sell on eBay after it closed.

Albuquerque found the perfect use for tumbleweeds at Christmastime.

This is one really big nut.

If drivers cross the rumble strip on this stretch of Route 66 at just the right speed it plays "America the Beautiful."

A $100,000 tumbleweed decorates an Arizona park and ride that got its priorities a bit tangled.

This Route 66 classic sports a giant fiberglass rabbit that you can ride.

A classic Route 66 landmark that was built with scrap lumber and is held together with kitsch and puns.

A technicolor place of worship for Elevationists.

Thanks to a quirk of elevation this gift shop produces magic doughnuts that are found nowhere else on Earth.

Travel through the wholesome amusements of yesteryear at this charming miniature village.

This hot dog-shaped diner has moved all around Colorado, but has never been to New York.

The world's largest washing machine collection has more than 1,400 antique items in its exhibit.

A towering tribute to decisiveness stands on the spot where Brigham Young and his followers decided that this must be the place.