Places Primitivebio Wants to Go

The park that the Chicago Stockyards built.

The multinational Burger King chain is banned from operating within 20 miles of a family restaurant filed under the same name.

A small museum celebrating the fiberglass giants that are icons of America's highways.

The property contains 37 preserved animal effigy mounds constructed by Native Americans between 800-1100.

This grave in a ghost town cemetery marks the death of a witch on a day that never happened.

The world's largest collection of the world's largest objects is in one small Illinois town.

The world's largest talking cow would like to tell you about the benefits of 100% Wisconsin dairy products, if only she still could.

An outdoor urban gallery of large-scale artworks by the world's most influential street artists.

A small Chicago museum filled with thousands of preserved butterflies, beetles, and more.

Another in a long tradition of legends regarding infernal seats.

A flat slab of stone perched hundreds of feet above the Gasconade River in the northern Ozark mountains.

The world's second largest rocking chair is found on Route 66 in Cuba... Missouri.

Once part of an extensive network of fire towers, this is one of the few remaining in this Wisconsin forest.

This odd-shaped relic from the 1964 New York World's Fair found its way back home to Wisconsin.

On the side of Arkansas' Great River Road stand the remains of a forgotten World War II POW Camp.

This historical marker is all that remains of Octagon City, Kansas, a failed vegetarian utopia.

The legend of a local monster still haunts this small town.

Circus cemetery for all the “showmen under God’s big top.”

No matter what the plaque under this massive legume says, this is not the world's largest peanut.

Where the author wrote her beloved "Little House" books.

Three markers installed over the course of 140 years mark the point where Arkansas, Missouri, and Oklahoma converge.

Where hills of dirt conceal the burial ground of one of the most powerful ancient Native American societies.

The granite monument is engraved with the image of the talking horse's head coming through a barn door.

Claims to be the "World's Highest Hill."