Places Goyo Wants to Go

Hundreds of drawings left by the land's previous inhabitants remain mysterious.

The scant remains of an expansive indigenous civilization can be seen at this Arkansas state park.

The universally beloved children's television figure is interred on a high hilltop in one of western Pennsylvania's oldest cemeteries.

A take-out restaurant that only serves cuisine from countries with which the United States is in conflict.

A restored Pittsburgh house of God has been converted to a marvelous house of suds.

This Maryland farm is known for its amazing corn mazes and its 30-foot junkbots.

A cave on the Maryland border where civilians took refuge during the bloodiest battle of the Civil War.

Bizarre Cavern.

A priceless collection of the Nation's cryptologic history.

The site where Poe “in great distress, and ... in need of immediate assistance” likely died.

Three courses accompanied by Christian rock.

Origin of the blue-skinned Fugates of eastern Kentucky.

This small museum is kept in a house that was integral to the genesis of Uncle Tom's Cabin.

Bizarre and inspired combination store selling only two items: tires and bibles.

A lesser-known part of the Kinsey Institute is this impressive collection of art, artifacts, and material culture related to human sexuality.

The world's largest collection of mechanical puzzles is a cornucopia of analog bafflers.

This unassuming home was once “grand central station” for the Underground Railroad.

This library and museum is dedicated to the life and literature of the Indianapolis native author.

Deep scars on the earth left by the Ice Age.

These beautiful wineries were at the center of Lake Erie's "grape belt" back when the Midwest dominated American wine production.

Take a drunken tour inside the world's largest known geode.

The largest earthwork effigy in the world.

The largest ancient burial mound in Ohio.

This recycled wax museum may be the only one that features John Travolta in a Bible scene.